27 Jan 2018

A Tea Addict and A Coffee Addict Compare Notes

COFFEE ADDICT: "People seem to think tea and coffee are interchangeable because they both contain caffeine, but they're totally different."
TEA ADDICT: "Yes. A cup of tea is like being woken up with a hug. A cup of coffee is like being woken up by being punched in the head."
COFFEE ADDICT: "It's not quite like being punched in the head."
TEA ADDICT: "Not even punched in the head... in a good way?"
COFFEE ADDICT: "No, it's more like... being peeled. Or emerging from an egg."
TEA ADDICT: "Oh, OK. To me it still feels like being punched in the head."
COFFEE ADDICT: "To me, tea feels like it's just... nothing."